Galleries Gifts

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

The Big Picture

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Jean's later work is heavily criticized for being too commercial.

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

They say the artist found his muse in a bottle of Cabernet Souvingnon.

'There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Damien Hirst's art teacher

"This painting really speaks to me."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Museum.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

'Gentlemen, it's a fake!'

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

Staff Picks in Hell

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

Crap Gallery

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"These days I'm living mostly on gallery openings food and drinks."

"What a load of crap"

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

People admiring moving portrait.

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

Bashful cleaning woman