Galleries Pillows

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

The Big Picture

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Jean's later work is heavily criticized for being too commercial.

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Staff Picks in Hell

Museum.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

'Gentlemen, it's a fake!'

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

They say the artist found his muse in a bottle of Cabernet Souvingnon.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that.'

Damien Hirst's art teacher

"This painting really speaks to me."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Bashful cleaning woman

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

People admiring moving portrait.

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Crap Gallery

Rodin's Busted Sergeant

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"These days I'm living mostly on gallery openings food and drinks."

"What a load of crap"