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Rodin's Browser

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

bird interprets modern art

Cats at private view

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

The Cremaster Cycle

I painted them all from memory.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Art of Surviving

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Who are you?

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'