Art Gallery Tours Gifts

'I don't remember seeing that in the brochure.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Rodin's Browser

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Art Gallery.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

The Cremaster Cycle

I painted them all from memory.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"That must be the artist over there."

Art of Surviving

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Private Viewing

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Francoise Gilot

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'You're no Pollock.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"