Art Gallery Enthusiasts Gifts

"I was there the entire time he painted this. Looked him right in the eye for hours. How could he not include me?"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Rodin's Browser

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Art of Surviving

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Europa takes a selfie

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Rodins rotten juggler

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Modeling gig

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Yes, but is it art?"