Art Gallery Lover Gifts

"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."

The Last Smoker

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

They were mysteriously drawn together

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He gets easily abstracted."