Art Gallery Enthusiast Gifts

The book 'Moby Dick' on show encased in a glass cabinet

Impracticle Guide to Having babies

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I don't like all that staring...'

"This piece of art might talk to you, but I strongly suggest that you stop listening and remove your hand from my rear end!"

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.