Art Gallery Enthusiast Mugs

The book 'Moby Dick' on show encased in a glass cabinet

Impracticle Guide to Having babies

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I don't like all that staring...'

"This piece of art might talk to you, but I strongly suggest that you stop listening and remove your hand from my rear end!"

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.