Gallery Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a painting. There is no sound.'

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."

Lifeguard for Art Sellers

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Free admition to artists and students

The families black sheep.

"Yes, but is it art?"

'Only a pretentious fool would call this art!' 'I like it.'

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"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"