Art Gallery Fan Gifts

Couple dressed as cheese and wine. 'Well I'm sorry but I thought it was like a toga party.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Habanero ..."

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Monet in the '90s.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The drinker.

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The iPad Players

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Yes, but is it art?"

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Munch Master.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'