Art Exhibit Fan Gifts

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Sculptor

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cubism Model

"Habanero ..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I could do that."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

The drinker.

Warhol Exhibit

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

The iPad Players

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'