Art Exhibit Fan Pillows

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

The Sculptor

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I could do that."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cubism Model

"Habanero ..."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The drinker.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Munch Master.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."