Art Gallery Lover Pillows

"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."

The Last Smoker

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Greenwich in the Season'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour