Art Gallery Enthusiasts Pillows

"I was there the entire time he painted this. Looked him right in the eye for hours. How could he not include me?"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Rodin's Browser

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

I painted them all from memory.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Art of Surviving

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Easter Candy Island.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

Europa takes a selfie

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Donald Glover

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Rodins rotten juggler

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"Yes, but is it art?"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.