Art Gallery Guide Gifts

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

bird interprets modern art

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

The Cremaster Cycle

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Art of Surviving

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Who are you?

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Artists at an Exhibition