Art Gallery Mugs

At the Academy.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Candle Portraits.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

bird interprets modern art

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

Creation of Red Wine

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

I painted them all from memory.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Art of Surviving

"Outré or simply bad?"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Who are you?

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."