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"I read 'Art News.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Painting taking root...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

bird interprets modern art

Cats at private view

Picasso: The Early Years

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Art Gallery.

Escher exhibition first floor

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The Cremaster Cycle

I painted them all from memory.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Private Viewing

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"That must be the artist over there."

Art of Surviving

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.