Gallery Event Mugs

"I read 'Art News.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Painting taking root...

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

bird interprets modern art

Picasso: The Early Years

Cats at private view

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Art Gallery.

The Cremaster Cycle

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"That must be the artist over there."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Art of Surviving

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Private Viewing

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"