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'I may not know art, but I know what I like!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"I could do that."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Tilted painting

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."