Viewing Art Exhibits Prints

'I may not know art, but I know what I like!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"I could do that."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Tilted painting

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Who's the artist?"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Tracey Emin - Private view.