Visiting An Art Exhibit Prints

"Miro, Miro on the wall..."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I could do that."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Tilted painting

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Who's the artist?"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."