Vintage Fairs T-Shirts

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

At the poetic justice fair.

Duck in a bathtub

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.