Vintage Fairs Gifts

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Face Painting.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Roller Coasters

Duck in a bathtub

Whack A Soul.

At the poetic justice fair.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.