Vintage Shows Gifts

Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"My three sons" on an off day...

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Quiet everybody...Dave can remember Z cars!"

Morecombe and Wise.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

"No Grandad, it isn't really 1969. It's just another repeat!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A German shooting Tom of Tom and Jerry

'I prefer Starsky & Hutch!'

'I'm sorry, Wilber, but Mr Ed broke his leg, and...'

Scott Feed and Grain window has sign: 'We have Alfalfa' and Mac's Video window has sign: 'We have Spanky'.

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Before the Internet

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Play on."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Duck in a bathtub

David Bowie

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Freddy Starr died here.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."