Vintage Market Gifts

At the Riverside, off Billingsgate Fish Market

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

The height of fashion in 1796

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Best before 65 million BC.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Elvis Presley

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I love these old decorations!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Colonial Larrysburg.