Vintage Fair Aficionado T-Shirts

"Then, business is bad all over."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Before the Internet

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Man...You age great!'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"I love these old decorations!"

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

1930's Lady.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line