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'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"No fair!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Get the flock out of here!"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Cottage cupcakes.

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

A town in the middle ages.

Boy asked what he admired most in the Crystal Palace answers the pies and ginger beer

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."

"Parking isn't a problem here Sir, we're all tradionally skilled at car theft"

'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'

At a Horse Fair.

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'