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Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Face Painting.

The Running of the Brie

'Men's cooking'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"More croutons, sir?"

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."