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Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Running of the Brie

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Men's cooking'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Face Painting.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"More croutons, sir?"