Fair Food Fanatics Pillows

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Men's cooking'

This Year's Spa

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Repletion.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Gardener of the Year.

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'I'm pregnant.'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Pirate at a fairground.

Minnesota State Fair.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Line for a funnel cake stand.