Fairground Foodie Pillows

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Tunnel of love"

The Running of the Brie

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Whack A Soul.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Made in Sweden.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

'I'm pregnant.'

Pirate at a fairground.

Coconut shy...

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"I didn't exactly win it."

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Tunnel of Dove.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"