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'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

The Scanner Of Love.

'Men's cooking'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

This Year's Spa

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Repletion.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Gardener of the Year.

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

Pirate at a fairground.

'I'm pregnant.'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Minnesota State Fair.