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"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Counting ribs

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Men's cooking'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"More croutons, sir?"