Food Fiesta Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

6 Brothers Falafel

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Church Basement Foodie

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Running of the Brie

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Men's cooking'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

This Year's Spa

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...