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Smorgasborg

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

Church Basement Foodie

Burnt or Raw?

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Men's cooking'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I might just get a pie."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

This Year's Spa