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The Takeaway.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Night of the Latkes

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I might just get a pie."

"What did Jesus order?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Men's cooking'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'S'more wine?'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"You and your daft inventions."

Pea

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Do kids eat free?"