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'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Wine Lady

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Tension filled the tent.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Church Basement Foodie

The Running of the Brie

'Men's cooking'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Bake off: Flan B

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Guy Fieri

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Michel Roux Jr

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Pig Cheese

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats