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'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"If you can get past the name, they really are quite delicious."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Mardi Gras

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Wine Lady

Bacchus.

6 Brothers Falafel

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Tension filled the tent.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Frosting the Snowman

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over