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"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

"Maybe he's just getting corn-on-the-cob."

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

Glastonbury. After.

Counting ribs

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Southwark Fair.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

6 Brothers Falafel

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

The Running of the Brie

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'