Food Festival Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Face painting.

6 Brothers Falafel

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Church Basement Foodie

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

The Running of the Brie

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Men's cooking'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Avocado Timeline

I came, I saw, I partied!

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Art for Sale

Barbecue Fetch

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

Drinks

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Bayonne Festival

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'It was very good.'