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'Men's cooking'

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

6 Brothers Falafel

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Church Basement Foodie

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Running of the Brie

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

This Year's Spa

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"