Foodie Festival Fanatic Mugs

'Men's cooking'

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

6 Brothers Falafel

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Benihana style of cooking.

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Running of the Brie

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

This Year's Spa

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."