Foodie Fiesta Enthusiast Mugs

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Church Basement Foodie

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Men's cooking'

This Year's Spa

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline

Will work for Food Network.

A convenient attack of swine flu...