Foodie Fiesta Mugs

Smorgasborg

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Church Basement Foodie

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Burnt or Raw?

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Men's cooking'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"I might just get a pie."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

This Year's Spa

'S'more wine?'