Music Festival Foodie T-Shirts

Glastonbury. After.

6 Brothers Falafel

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

At the rock concert...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Quartet.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

The Running of the Brie

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Men's cooking'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Earth Mother

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Dino Fest

'I'm with the band.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Orchestra

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'