Music Festival Foodie Gifts

'Here's the crushed Oreos. Have you seen the soil sample from the vineyard I'm thinking of buying?'

Glastonbury. After.

Cimafunk

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

6 Brothers Falafel

At the rock concert...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Quartet.

Liam Gallagher.

'Men's cooking'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

The Running of the Brie

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Earth Mother

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Ray Davies

"Spaghetti Rave"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dino Fest

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Orchestra

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Projection