Food Festival Fans Gifts

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

6 Brothers Falafel

Church Basement Foodie

The Running of the Brie

'Men's cooking'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Loyd Grossman

Emeril Lagasse

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

People wanted For Taste Test.

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

'Here's the crushed Oreos. Have you seen the soil sample from the vineyard I'm thinking of buying?'