Food Festival Gifts

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Wine Lady

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Tension filled the tent.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Church Basement Foodie

The Running of the Brie

'Men's cooking'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Bake off: Flan B

Guy Fieri

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Michel Roux Jr

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Emeril Lagasse

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Pig Cheese

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."