Foodie Festivities Gifts

The Takeaway.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Night of the Latkes

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"I might just get a pie."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Men's cooking'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'S'more wine?'

Pea

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"You and your daft inventions."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"