Foodie Extravaganza Gifts

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Church Basement Foodie

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Running of the Brie

'Men's cooking'

This Year's Spa

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Repletion.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Smorgasborg

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'