Foodie Extravaganza Gifts

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Church Basement Foodie

'Men's cooking'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Running of the Brie

This Year's Spa

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Repletion.

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Emeril Lagasse

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

Omelette aux grosses herbes

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Smorgasborg

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"